Не ходете на бригада в Англия, защото…
Двама младежи отишли в Aнглия да берат ягоди, ама не знаели много английски. наели си квартирка и хазяинът им казал ако има ядове да му се обадят. а те нали все пак са мъже, минали няколко месеца, не чистили много и се завъдили мишки. единият като по-отворен и знаещ 5 английски думи повече от другия, решил да се обади на хазяина:
- Hello. Me Georgi.
- Hi, Georgi, how are you?
- Me Georgi, you know?
- Yeah yeah, I know.
- And Tom & Jerry, you know?
- Mm… Yes, I know.
- Jerry is here!
Two young bulgarians went to England to pick up strawberries, but they didn’t know much english. So they rented an apartment and the landlord told them if they have any worries to give him a call. But, they are men after all, a couple of months went by and they didn’t clean the place at all so they got a couple of mouses in it, naturally… The one who knew 5 words more than the other one decided to call the landlord:
- Hello. Me Georgi.
- Hi, Georgi, how are you?
- Me Georgi, you know?
- Yeah yeah, I know.
- And Tom & Jerry, you know?
- Mm… Yes, I know.
- Jerry is here!